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This is a fully functional compound bow. It is 5.5 inches long . It fires real arrows up to 50 feet. The listing's official disclaimer reads: "Do not aim at people and animals and all important items, please use it under the supervision of an adult." The phrase "all important items" is doing a lot of work there. Built from metal and elastic fiber at a 3:1 scale reduction of a classic composite bow, it ships with 10 arrows and a paper target — because the target is apparently optional. A deeply committed funny gift for Dad , equally at home on a desk or in a quiver. Perfect for birthdays, Father's Day, or any occasion where you want someone to feel both delighted and mildly concerned.

Someone engineered a dedicated, single-purpose button whose only job is to tell dad jokes. Not an app. Not a speaker. A 3-inch device pre-loaded with 75+ puns , ready to fire the moment the room gets too quiet. The packaging advertises "EXTRA Cheeeesy Dad Humor" (five e's) and lists the batteries as "Inlcuded." It sold 2,000+ units last month. The Dad Joke 3000 runs on two AAA batteries — included — and requires no setup beyond pressing the button. The perfect funny Father's Day gift that also works for birthdays, Christmas, and white elephant. Press it. A joke comes out. That's the whole thing.