Your car is a symphony of road noise, horn honks, and whatever podcast you've been half-listening to for three weeks. What it's been missing is a tiny crash cymbal mounted directly to your air vent. This miniature instrument clips right onto your vent and — yes — actually makes a crash cymbal sound when you tap it. Whether you need to punctuate a terrible pun, react to someone cutting you off, or just add a little percussion to your commute, this thing delivers. It's also an excellent way to signal to your passengers that the conversation is officially over. At $7.99, it's cheaper than road rage therapy and way more satisfying. The only downside is you'll never be able to ride in silence again.

It clips onto any phone and turns it into a 32x HD telephoto zoom lens — which is either a wildlife photography upgrade or a way to read menus from across the street without getting up. The listing also notes, with zero additional context, that it doubles as "a high-def portable telescope." So now you're carrying a monocular. In your pocket. To brunch. Weighs 0.3 lbs, fits in 3.7 inches, and works on both iPhone and Android — which means no one is safe from being photographed in extreme detail from a distance. A genuinely weird funny gadget gift for the person who thinks their phone camera is already good enough but is wrong. Perfect for a Father's Day gift , a birthday for anyone over 40 who just wants to zoom in on things.

It collapses to 0.49 inches tall — the thickness of a graham cracker — and expands to hold 750 milliliters of liquid . The listing notes it is "designed specifically for car travel and can accommodate various body types, providing a comfortable user experience." There is a built-in anti-odor structure. There is a sealed buckle cover. There is a smooth arc-shaped widened guide port, described as scratch-resistant. KkaFFe has engineered a complete portable bathroom solution for under ten dollars, and it fits in a carry-on bag, a bedside bag, or a car storage compartment. Ideal as a funny gift for Dad who says he doesn't need anything, or for the road tripper in your life who refuses to stop. The world's most practical Father's Day gift , technically.