A Button That Knows 75 Dad Jokes and Has Been Waiting Its Whole Life for This

Someone made socks whose entire purpose is printed on the soles: "DON'T SCARE ME / I FART EASILY." There's a fart cloud graphic for emphasis. The material is 70% cotton — perfectly normal socks by every measure except the one that matters. Amazon's own product title calls them "Weird Poop Gifts," which is not a user review. That's just what they are. They're ranked #300 in Men's Novelty Socks , which means hundreds of people have decided this is a message worth putting on their feet. Machine washable. The warning survives the wash cycle. A genuinely funny white elephant gift or gag gift for Dad that works for Christmas, birthdays, and any situation where setting expectations in advance seems wise.

It looks exactly like a real ankle monitor — patent-pending fake LED lights, metallic barcode sticker, adjustable strap — and it holds over three shots of your beverage of choice. The listing notes it is "made from plastic so it will not set off metal detectors," which is either a practical feature or a deeply personal one depending on your situation. The flask slides out of the holster for quick access, includes a mess-free funnel, and fits almost any ankle size. An instant conversation starter and a genuinely funny gift for dad, a bachelor party, or anyone who appreciates a good Father's Day gag gift that doubles as functional drinkware.

Because apparently your margarita deserves better than a boring glass. The REDUCE Saltini keeps cocktails cold for 10 hours (no party lasts 10 hours, but it's nice to dream), features a 360° sippable lid so you never have to find "the right angle," and is completely shatterproof — because we all know what happens at parties. Stainless steel martini vibes, zero broken glass drama.

It is a plush green frog face. You strap it to your head. You go to sleep. 1,180 people have reviewed this and given it 4.4 stars , which means over a thousand adults evaluated a frog sleeping mask and concluded it meets their standards. The listing describes it as "super soft" and suitable for kids, girls, and adults — a demographic sweep that implies no one is exempt from this. At $7.99 and 1.45 ounces, it is the lightest, cheapest, most frog-forward sleep solution currently ranked #40 in its Amazon category. Makes an uncommonly good funny gift for pretty much anyone — birthday, Father's Day, graduation, or just because someone in your life needs to sleep like an amphibian.