It clips onto any phone and turns it into a 32x HD telephoto zoom lens — which is either a wildlife photography upgrade or a way to read menus from across the street without getting up. The listing also notes, with zero additional context, that it doubles as "a high-def portable telescope." So now you're carrying a monocular. In your pocket. To brunch. Weighs 0.3 lbs, fits in 3.7 inches, and works on both iPhone and Android — which means no one is safe from being photographed in extreme detail from a distance. A genuinely weird funny gadget gift for the person who thinks their phone camera is already good enough but is wrong. Perfect for a Father's Day gift , a birthday for anyone over 40 who just wants to zoom in on things.

It collapses to 0.49 inches tall — the thickness of a graham cracker — and expands to hold 750 milliliters of liquid . The listing notes it is "designed specifically for car travel and can accommodate various body types, providing a comfortable user experience." There is a built-in anti-odor structure. There is a sealed buckle cover. There is a smooth arc-shaped widened guide port, described as scratch-resistant. KkaFFe has engineered a complete portable bathroom solution for under ten dollars, and it fits in a carry-on bag, a bedside bag, or a car storage compartment. Ideal as a funny gift for Dad who says he doesn't need anything, or for the road tripper in your life who refuses to stop. The world's most practical Father's Day gift , technically.

This is a fully functional compound bow. It is 5.5 inches long . It fires real arrows up to 50 feet. The listing's official disclaimer reads: "Do not aim at people and animals and all important items, please use it under the supervision of an adult." The phrase "all important items" is doing a lot of work there. Built from metal and elastic fiber at a 3:1 scale reduction of a classic composite bow, it ships with 10 arrows and a paper target — because the target is apparently optional. A deeply committed funny gift for Dad , equally at home on a desk or in a quiver. Perfect for birthdays, Father's Day, or any occasion where you want someone to feel both delighted and mildly concerned.

This is a battery-powered water gun with a 26-to-32-foot range , rapid-fire mode, and a universal inlet that lets you plug it directly into a standard water bottle when the 370cc tank runs dry. It has two firing modes: one-click and automatic. The listing says it is suitable for both kids and adults, which raises no questions whatsoever. At $16.97 it is a functionally serious piece of outdoor equipment dressed as a children's toy — which is exactly the kind of thing that makes a genuinely great funny gift for Dad , or for any adult who has been waiting for a legitimate excuse to show up to a pool party armed. Perfect for Father's Day, birthdays, or just because someone in your life needs to be taken seriously at the beach.

Congratulations. You've found the product that will finally settle the debate between you and your neighbor over who takes their BBQ more seriously. This is a propane-powered handheld flamethrower — and yes, the listing calls it a "cooking torch," but let's be honest about what's happening here. Capable of hitting 3,272°F and blasting up to 700,000 BTUs, this thing doesn't light your charcoal so much as it intimidates it into cooperation. One second of trigger time and your grill is ready. Your eyebrows are negotiable. Officially, it's for searing steaks, caramelizing crème brûlée, melting cheese, and lighting campfires. Unofficially, it's for the kind of person who found a normal lighter deeply unsatisfying. The adjustable flame dial lets you go from "gently toasting" to "incident report" with a single twist. It also works on weeds, snow, candles, cigars, and — according to the listing, with complete sincerity — "arts and crafts projects." The propane tank is not included, presumably because they didn't want to be responsible for all of it.