Handheld Flamethrower That's "Technically" for Grilling

It clips onto any phone and turns it into a 32x HD telephoto zoom lens — which is either a wildlife photography upgrade or a way to read menus from across the street without getting up. The listing also notes, with zero additional context, that it doubles as "a high-def portable telescope." So now you're carrying a monocular. In your pocket. To brunch. Weighs 0.3 lbs, fits in 3.7 inches, and works on both iPhone and Android — which means no one is safe from being photographed in extreme detail from a distance. A genuinely weird funny gadget gift for the person who thinks their phone camera is already good enough but is wrong. Perfect for a Father's Day gift , a birthday for anyone over 40 who just wants to zoom in on things.

This is a fully functional compound bow. It is 5.5 inches long . It fires real arrows up to 50 feet. The listing's official disclaimer reads: "Do not aim at people and animals and all important items, please use it under the supervision of an adult." The phrase "all important items" is doing a lot of work there. Built from metal and elastic fiber at a 3:1 scale reduction of a classic composite bow, it ships with 10 arrows and a paper target — because the target is apparently optional. A deeply committed funny gift for Dad , equally at home on a desk or in a quiver. Perfect for birthdays, Father's Day, or any occasion where you want someone to feel both delighted and mildly concerned.

This is a battery-powered water gun with a 26-to-32-foot range , rapid-fire mode, and a universal inlet that lets you plug it directly into a standard water bottle when the 370cc tank runs dry. It has two firing modes: one-click and automatic. The listing says it is suitable for both kids and adults, which raises no questions whatsoever. At $16.97 it is a functionally serious piece of outdoor equipment dressed as a children's toy — which is exactly the kind of thing that makes a genuinely great funny gift for Dad , or for any adult who has been waiting for a legitimate excuse to show up to a pool party armed. Perfect for Father's Day, birthdays, or just because someone in your life needs to be taken seriously at the beach.

It collapses to 0.49 inches tall — the thickness of a graham cracker — and expands to hold 750 milliliters of liquid . The listing notes it is "designed specifically for car travel and can accommodate various body types, providing a comfortable user experience." There is a built-in anti-odor structure. There is a sealed buckle cover. There is a smooth arc-shaped widened guide port, described as scratch-resistant. KkaFFe has engineered a complete portable bathroom solution for under ten dollars, and it fits in a carry-on bag, a bedside bag, or a car storage compartment. Ideal as a funny gift for Dad who says he doesn't need anything, or for the road tripper in your life who refuses to stop. The world's most practical Father's Day gift , technically.