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This is a fully functional compound bow. It is 5.5 inches long . It fires real arrows up to 50 feet. The listing's official disclaimer reads: "Do not aim at people and animals and all important items, please use it under the supervision of an adult." The phrase "all important items" is doing a lot of work there. Built from metal and elastic fiber at a 3:1 scale reduction of a classic composite bow, it ships with 10 arrows and a paper target — because the target is apparently optional. A deeply committed funny gift for Dad , equally at home on a desk or in a quiver. Perfect for birthdays, Father's Day, or any occasion where you want someone to feel both delighted and mildly concerned.

This is a battery-powered water gun with a 26-to-32-foot range , rapid-fire mode, and a universal inlet that lets you plug it directly into a standard water bottle when the 370cc tank runs dry. It has two firing modes: one-click and automatic. The listing says it is suitable for both kids and adults, which raises no questions whatsoever. At $16.97 it is a functionally serious piece of outdoor equipment dressed as a children's toy — which is exactly the kind of thing that makes a genuinely great funny gift for Dad , or for any adult who has been waiting for a legitimate excuse to show up to a pool party armed. Perfect for Father's Day, birthdays, or just because someone in your life needs to be taken seriously at the beach.